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I have a problem with information overload. My brain shuts down after seeing too much data coming at me in some kind of disorganized way. Sometimes I don’t mind it, like when I’m waiting for lunch to be prepared. Flicking through Twitter feels somewhat like peoplewatching.

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It’s a mindless activity. But when I really want to read the newsfeeds and personal commentary pumped into Twitter I find it feels more like WHARRGARBL.

So I started using the Facebook Like a little bit more in recent times to follow artists, organization, and other things I’m interested in. Facebook does a much better job of controlling the spam in my stream so I get a general smattering of everything. As a result it feels more like I can see the mass of activity in some sort of organized manner instead of being overwhelmed.

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I had just finished reading an article about Firefox and I got all nostalgic. I seem to remember when Firefox was awesome. I remember when it wasn’t some scary memory-munching lummox. It was my companion that had the latest in HTML and CSS, had the amazing Firebug plugin, and had decent multiple profile support.

These days I dread using it. Some web pages don’t load, it constantly crashes, and Webkit’s web inspectors are starting to become pretty decent. The are really only 3 reasons I still use it: 1) multiple profile management separates sets of cookies, 2) I like Firebug’s JavaScript inspector better, and 3) I have been using an awesome plugin to take a screen shot of the entire web page.

Which browser do I use the most then? Safari. Chrome is nice but since I’m a pretty heavy user of the Apple ecosystem (e.g. synced bookmarks and Reading List) Safari does exactly what I want and Chrome doesn’t add any noticeable benefit. I don’t see the point in using Opera or RockMelt. And of course I rarely fire up the Windows virtual machines to use IE 9.

What I want from my browser is: 1) smallest memory footprint (or at least perceptively small resource usage), 2) no-hassle bookmarks syncing, 3) the latest HTML, CSS, and Javascript support, 4) a decent debugger, and 5) fast, responsive UI that gets out of my way. It’s merely the window to my web world. What I don’t care or like includes: 1) themes, 2) a small URL bar (because I want to know exactly what I’m looking at), 3) fullscreen (since there’s so little difference between that and just maximizing the window), 4) hidden bookmarks, and 5) corners I can’t grab to resize the window.

I probably ought to do up some comps of my dream browser and why it would work better.

I’ve had this one app on my iPhone installed for quite a while but I never really got to using it. Why? Because its account creation process is quite frankly onerous. I still have no idea what it really is supposed to do other than some life streaming stuff, and up front it asks me for a lot of personal information without explaining why.

This evening I sat down to actually count the number of screens that were between me and successfully completing my first actual post. I decided to use a fictitious name and email address. Let’s begin the fun!

1. Intro screen.

OK, not too bad. Good examples. OK, let me in! I’ll press Continue.

2. Choice for newbies.

I guess I’m making a new path. I can’t sign in because I’ve never signed in.

3. Type my name. Where?

Seriously, where? There are no keyboards that have popped up. There is no obvious text box. The camera button looks clickable but I’m being asked to enter my name. I’ll tap on the name.

4. Name prompts.

OK, I’ll enter my fictitious first and last name. I was thinking of Mary Poppins, but nah.

5. Tapping “Choose…”

After entering my name the screen just sat there. So I tapped “Choose…”. I don’t know what a cover is, but I’ll guess it’s my profile photo.

6. I take a picture.

I was at dinner. So a glass of water it is.

7. I don’t have a profile picture yet.

Oh. The “cover” was my background image. OK, so what do I do next? I’ll tap the Next button at the top right. I almost missed that by the way.

8. Warning! (Error message count: 1)

I’ve made my first mistake? Oh, fine, I’ll take a picture.

9. Choose picture-taking method again.

I’ll take a picture, again.

10. Take a picture.

Another water glass.

11. Still waiting for a Next.

Back to where I was. OK, let’s try hitting Next again.

12. Personal info.

So I have to enter a lot of personal info. I see a bunch of optional stuff, so I won’t enter that stuff.

13. Email required.

I probably guessed this error, so I’m not going to count it as an error. I’m in the process of creating an account it seems so email address, sure.

14. Basic info entered.

OK, email and password in there. Let’s tap Next.

15. Basic info entered. (Error message count: 2)

Yikes, I have to say what my gender is? Seriously, why. Marketing purposes?

16. Gender selected.

Fine, I’ll do it. It’s a throwaway account anyways. Poor person at Gmail.

16 1/2. Waiting…

… tick tock …

17. We’re in! Now what?

Yay! We’re all registered. Now what? There are no instructions on screen as to what I should do next. (This might be a bug.) I want to write my first post. Let me start tapping on stuff.

18. Setting a smiley.

I can do this. Neato.

18 1/2. Still confused.

I’ve made a smiley comment, but still no indication what to do next.

18 3/4. Left a comment.

I tapped around and apparently found a way to leave a note.

18 7/8. Still stuck. (App bugs: 1)

Still no indication what to do. I’m thinking I’ve really run into a bug.

19. Killed the app from the main iPhone menu.

I know about the double-tap to bring up the App Switcher and killing the app process trick. So I kill it. Then I relaunch the app.

20. Restarted the app.

Now I get a dialog box. I think I did hit a bug.

21. On the right path!

I think I’m now back on the right path (pun intended) to making my first post. I see all those little icons and they look tappable, so I’ll tap the photo one.

22. Camera app, but who is Diana?

Most of the camera controls look familiar, but who is that Diana in the bottom right. My name is Elmer Fudd.

23. Oh, it’s a filter.

No explanation that it’s photo filters, but I’ve used Instagram enough to know what each of those thumbnails does. Perhaps if Path is targeting the app-savvy users then it’s obvious these are photo filters. I get it.

24. Am I sure?

Yea yea, yes. I’ll tap the checkmark. Which is kinda weird because this is the first time I’ve really hit a symbol button that isn’t outlined like a button.

25. More info?

Wow, I guess I still have to enter more info. I’m going to guess I don’t have to enter something, but I will. There’s a ton of other options below. I did tap around to see what’s going on.


26. VICTORY!!!

Finally! FINALLY! 26 steps to post my first post. At least one bug was found, several error messages popped up, and I was assaulted with a lot of options, not obvious which ones were optional! I know making apps is hard but this workflow just feels so heavy it didn’t fill me with ease of use or fun. I felt like I had to do a careful dance to get out the simplest of things.

Bonus round: I can post as (null)

Oh, remember how I had to enter my name in the beginning? I found the menu to change my name. Apparently if you set it to nothing it turns into “(null)”.




I used to think that it was Flash’s fault that ads would load slowly. Now I’m beginning to think it’s also all of these ads + social-sharing with their iframe-within-iframe loading that is really the culprit. How bad is it? Let me literally recount the ways:

This is an ad on a site I happened to be looking at today:

Looks innocent, right? I inspected the source code just because I was curious how the Google Plus overlay was working. That’s when I discovered it was an ad inserted by way of an iframe:

But it gets better. That iframe includes another iframe.

What’s that you say? Can we go deeper? Absolutely! That iframe includes yet another iframe:

And since you’re so patient and want to see the Google Plus button code, let me show you the iframe that’s in that iframe!

4 levels deep. Ridiculous. I can understand why each of those frames is there, however it seems to me that this tends to negate the optimization we do around trying to load scripts and content more efficiently.

Copied from SiliconFilter.com, copied from the original post on Google+.

Stevey’s Google Platforms Rant

I was at Amazon for about six and a half years, and now I’ve been at Google for that long. One thing that struck me immediately about the two companies — an impression that has been reinforced almost daily — is that Amazon does everything wrong, and Google does everything right. Sure, it’s a sweeping generalization, but a surprisingly accurate one. It’s pretty crazy. There are probably a hundred or even two hundred different ways you can compare the two companies, and Google is superior in all but three of them, if I recall correctly. I actually did a spreadsheet at one point but Legal wouldn’t let me show it to anyone, even though recruiting loved it.

I mean, just to give you a very brief taste: Amazon’s recruiting process is fundamentally flawed by having teams hire for themselves, so their hiring bar is incredibly inconsistent across teams, despite various efforts they’ve made to level it out. And their operations are a mess; they don’t really have SREs and they make engineers pretty much do everything, which leaves almost no time for coding – though again this varies by group, so it’s luck of the draw. They don’t give a single shit about charity or helping the needy or community contributions or anything like that. Never comes up there, except maybe to laugh about it. Their facilities are dirt-smeared cube farms without a dime spent on decor or common meeting areas. Their pay and benefits suck, although much less so lately due to local competition from Google and Facebook. But they don’t have any of our perks or extras — they just try to match the offer-letter numbers, and that’s the end of it. Their code base is a disaster, with no engineering standards whatsoever except what individual teams choose to put in place.

To be fair, they do have a nice versioned-library system that we really ought to emulate, and a nice publish-subscribe system that we also have no equivalent for. But for the most part they just have a bunch of crappy tools that read and write state machine information into relational databases. We wouldn’t take most of it even if it were free.

I think the pubsub system and their library-shelf system were two out of the grand total of three things Amazon does better than google.

I guess you could make an argument that their bias for launching early and iterating like mad is also something they do well, but you can argue it either way. They prioritize launching early over everything else, including retention and engineering discipline and a bunch of other stuff that turns out to matter in the long run. So even though it’s given them some competitive advantages in the marketplace, it’s created enough other problems to make it something less than a slam-dunk.

But there’s one thing they do really really well that pretty much makes up for ALL of their political, philosophical and technical screw-ups.

Jeff Bezos is an infamous micro-manager. He micro-manages every single pixel of Amazon’s retail site. He hired Larry Tesler, Apple’s Chief Scientist and probably the very most famous and respected human-computer interaction expert in the entire world, and then ignored every goddamn thing Larry said for three years until Larry finally — wisely — left the company. Larry would do these big usability studies and demonstrate beyond any shred of doubt that nobody can understand that frigging website, but Bezos just couldn’t let go of those pixels, all those millions of semantics-packed pixels on the landing page. They were like millions of his own precious children. So they’re all still there, and Larry is not.

Micro-managing isn’t that third thing that Amazon does better than us, by the way. I mean, yeah, they micro-manage really well, but I wouldn’t list it as a strength or anything. I’m just trying to set the context here, to help you understand what happened. We’re talking about a guy who in all seriousness has said on many public occasions that people should be paying him to work at Amazon. He hands out little yellow stickies with his name on them, reminding people “who runs the company” when they disagree with him. The guy is a regular… well, Steve Jobs, I guess. Except without the fashion or design sense. Bezos is super smart; don’t get me wrong. He just makes ordinary control freaks look like stoned hippies.

So one day Jeff Bezos issued a mandate. He’s doing that all the time, of course, and people scramble like ants being pounded with a rubber mallet whenever it happens. But on one occasion — back around 2002 I think, plus or minus a year — he issued a mandate that was so out there, so huge and eye-bulgingly ponderous, that it made all of his other mandates look like unsolicited peer bonuses.

His Big Mandate went something along these lines:

1) All teams will henceforth expose their data and functionality through service interfaces.

2) Teams must communicate with each other through these interfaces.

3) There will be no other form of interprocess communication allowed: no direct linking, no direct reads of another team’s data store, no shared-memory model, no back-doors whatsoever. The only communication allowed is via service interface calls over the network.

4) It doesn’t matter what technology they use. HTTP, Corba, Pubsub, custom protocols — doesn’t matter. Bezos doesn’t care.

5) All service interfaces, without exception, must be designed from the ground up to be externalizable. That is to say, the team must plan and design to be able to expose the interface to developers in the outside world. No exceptions.

6) Anyone who doesn’t do this will be fired.

7) Thank you; have a nice day!

Ha, ha! You 150-odd ex-Amazon folks here will of course realize immediately that #7 was a little joke I threw in, because Bezos most definitely does not give a shit about your day.

#6, however, was quite real, so people went to work. Bezos assigned a couple of Chief Bulldogs to oversee the effort and ensure forward progress, headed up by Uber-Chief Bear Bulldog Rick Dalzell. Rick is an ex-Armgy Ranger, West Point Academy graduate, ex-boxer, ex-Chief Torturer slash CIO at Wal*Mart, and is a big genial scary man who used the word “hardened interface” a lot. Rick was a walking, talking hardened interface himself, so needless to say, everyone made LOTS of forward progress and made sure Rick knew about it.

Over the next couple of years, Amazon transformed internally into a service-oriented architecture. They learned a tremendous amount while effecting this transformation. There was lots of existing documentation and lore about SOAs, but at Amazon’s vast scale it was about as useful as telling Indiana Jones to look both ways before crossing the street. Amazon’s dev staff made a lot of discoveries along the way. A teeny tiny sampling of these discoveries included:

- pager escalation gets way harder, because a ticket might bounce through 20 service calls before the real owner is identified. If each bounce goes through a team with a 15-minute response time, it can be hours before the right team finally finds out, unless you build a lot of scaffolding and metrics and reporting.

- every single one of your peer teams suddenly becomes a potential DOS attacker. Nobody can make any real forward progress until very serious quotas and throttling are put in place in every single service.

- monitoring and QA are the same thing. You’d never think so until you try doing a big SOA. But when your service says “oh yes, I’m fine”, it may well be the case that the only thing still functioning in the server is the little component that knows how to say “I’m fine, roger roger, over and out” in a cheery droid voice. In order to tell whether the service is actually responding, you have to make individual calls. The problem continues recursively until your monitoring is doing comprehensive semantics checking of your entire range of services and data, at which point it’s indistinguishable from automated QA. So they’re a continuum.

- if you have hundreds of services, and your code MUST communicate with other groups’ code via these services, then you won’t be able to find any of them without a service-discovery mechanism. And you can’t have that without a service registration mechanism, which itself is another service. So Amazon has a universal service registry where you can find out reflectively (programmatically) about every service, what its APIs are, and also whether it is currently up, and where.

- debugging problems with someone else’s code gets a LOT harder, and is basically impossible unless there is a universal standard way to run every service in a debuggable sandbox.

That’s just a very small sample. There are dozens, maybe hundreds of individual learnings like these that Amazon had to discover organically. There were a lot of wacky ones around externalizing services, but not as many as you might think. Organizing into services taught teams not to trust each other in most of the same ways they’re not supposed to trust external developers.

This effort was still underway when I left to join Google in mid-2005, but it was pretty far advanced. From the time Bezos issued his edict through the time I left, Amazon had transformed culturally into a company that thinks about everything in a services-first fashion. It is now fundamental to how they approach all designs, including internal designs for stuff that might never see the light of day externally.

At this point they don’t even do it out of fear of being fired. I mean, they’re still afraid of that; it’s pretty much part of daily life there, working for the Dread Pirate Bezos and all. But they do services because they’ve come to understand that it’s the Right Thing. There are without question pros and cons to the SOA approach, and some of the cons are pretty long. But overall it’s the right thing because SOA-driven design enables Platforms.

That’s what Bezos was up to with his edict, of course. He didn’t (and doesn’t) care even a tiny bit about the well-being of the teams, nor about what technologies they use, nor in fact any detail whatsoever about how they go about their business unless they happen to be screwing up. But Bezos realized long before the vast majority of Amazonians that Amazon needs to be a platform.

You wouldn’t really think that an online bookstore needs to be an extensible, programmable platform. Would you?

Well, the first big thing Bezos realized is that the infrastructure they’d built for selling and shipping books and sundry could be transformed an excellent repurposable computing platform. So now they have the Amazon Elastic Compute Cloud, and the Amazon Elastic MapReduce, and the Amazon Relational Database Service, and a whole passel’ o’ other services browsable ataws.amazon.com. These services host the backends for some pretty successful companies, reddit being my personal favorite of the bunch.

The other big realization he had was that he can’t always build the right thing. I think Larry Tesler might have struck some kind of chord in Bezos when he said his mom couldn’t use the goddamn website. It’s not even super clear whose mom he was talking about, and doesn’t really matter, because nobody’s mom can use the goddamn website. In fact I myself find the website disturbingly daunting, and I worked there for over half a decade. I’ve just learned to kinda defocus my eyes and concentrate on the million or so pixels near the center of the page above the fold.

I’m not really sure how Bezos came to this realization — the insight that he can’t build one product and have it be right for everyone. But it doesn’t matter, because he gets it. There’s actually a formal name for this phenomenon. It’s called Accessibility, and it’s the most important thing in the computing world.

The. Most. Important. Thing.

If you’re sorta thinking, “huh? You mean like, blind and deaf people Accessibility?” then you’re not alone, because I’ve come to understand that there are lots and LOTS of people just like you: people for whom this idea does not have the right Accessibility, so it hasn’t been able to get through to you yet. It’s not your fault for not understanding, any more than it would be your fault for being blind or deaf or motion-restricted or living with any other disability. When software — or idea-ware for that matter — fails to be accessible toanyone for any reason, it is the fault of the software or of the messaging of the idea. It is an Accessibility failure.

Like anything else big and important in life, Accessibility has an evil twin who, jilted by the unbalanced affection displayed by their parents in their youth, has grown into an equally powerful Arch-Nemesis (yes, there’s more than one nemesis to accessibility) named Security. And boy howdy are the two ever at odds.

But I’ll argue that Accessibility is actually more important than Security because dialing Accessibility to zero means you have no product at all, whereas dialing Security to zero can still get you a reasonably successful product such as the Playstation Network.

So yeah. In case you hadn’t noticed, I could actually write a book on this topic. A fat one, filled with amusing anecdotes about ants and rubber mallets at companies I’ve worked at. But I will never get this little rant published, and you’ll never get it read, unless I start to wrap up.

That one last thing that Google doesn’t do well is Platforms. We don’t understand platforms. We don’t “get” platforms. Some of you do, but you are the minority. This has become painfully clear to me over the past six years. I was kind of hoping that competitive pressure from Microsoft and Amazon and more recently Facebook would make us wake up collectively and start doing universal services. Not in some sort of ad-hoc, half-assed way, but in more or less the same way Amazon did it: all at once, for real, no cheating, and treating it as our top priority from now on.

But no. No, it’s like our tenth or eleventh priority. Or fifteenth, I don’t know. It’s pretty low. There are a few teams who treat the idea very seriously, but most teams either don’t think about it all, ever, or only a small percentage of them think about it in a very small way.

It’s a big stretch even to get most teams to offer a stubby service to get programmatic access to their data and computations. Most of them think they’re building products. And a stubby service is a pretty pathetic service. Go back and look at that partial list of learnings from Amazon, and tell me which ones Stubby gives you out of the box. As far as I’m concerned, it’s none of them. Stubby’s great, but it’s like parts when you need a car.

A product is useless without a platform, or more precisely and accurately, a platform-less product will always be replaced by an equivalent platform-ized product.

Google+ is a prime example of our complete failure to understand platforms from the very highest levels of executive leadership (hi Larry, Sergey, Eric, Vic, howdy howdy) down to the very lowest leaf workers (hey yo). We all don’t get it. The Golden Rule of platforms is that you Eat Your Own Dogfood. The Google+ platform is a pathetic afterthought. We had no API at all at launch, and last I checked, we had one measly API call. One of the team members marched in and told me about it when they launched, and I asked: “So is it the Stalker API?” She got all glum and said “Yeah.” I mean, I was joking, but no… the only API call we offer is to get someone’s stream. So I guess the joke was on me.

Microsoft has known about the Dogfood rule for at least twenty years. It’s been part of their culture for a whole generation now. You don’t eat People Food and give your developers Dog Food. Doing that is simply robbing your long-term platform value for short-term successes. Platforms are all about long-term thinking.

Google+ is a knee-jerk reaction, a study in short-term thinking, predicated on the incorrect notion that Facebook is successful because they built a great product. But that’s not why they are successful. Facebook is successful because they built an entire constellation of products by allowing other people to do the work. So Facebook is different for everyone. Some people spend all their time on Mafia Wars. Some spend all their time on Farmville. There are hundreds or maybe thousands of different high-quality time sinks available, so there’s something there for everyone.

Our Google+ team took a look at the aftermarket and said: “Gosh, it looks like we need some games. Let’s go contract someone to, um, write some games for us.” Do you begin to see how incredibly wrong that thinking is now? The problem is that we are trying to predict what people want and deliver it for them.

You can’t do that. Not really. Not reliably. There have been precious few people in the world, over the entire history of computing, who have been able to do it reliably. Steve Jobs was one of them. We don’t have a Steve Jobs here. I’m sorry, but we don’t.

Larry Tesler may have convinced Bezos that he was no Steve Jobs, but Bezos realized that he didn’t need to be a Steve Jobs in order to provide everyone with the right products: interfaces and workflows that they liked and felt at ease with. He just needed to enable third-party developers to do it, and it would happen automatically.

I apologize to those (many) of you for whom all this stuff I’m saying is incredibly obvious, because yeah. It’s incredibly frigging obvious. Except we’re not doing it. We don’t get Platforms, and we don’t get Accessibility. The two are basically the same thing, because platforms solve accessibility. A platform is accessibility.

So yeah, Microsoft gets it. And you know as well as I do how surprising that is, because they don’t “get” much of anything, really. But they understand platforms as a purely accidental outgrowth of having started life in the business of providing platforms. So they have thirty-plus years of learning in this space. And if you go to msdn.com, and spend some time browsing, and you’ve never seen it before, prepare to be amazed. Because it’s staggeringly huge. They have thousands, and thousands, and THOUSANDS of API calls. They have a HUGE platform. Too big in fact, because they can’t design for squat, but at least they’re doing it.

Amazon gets it. Amazon’s AWS (aws.amazon.com) is incredible. Just go look at it. Click around. It’s embarrassing. We don’t have any of that stuff.

Apple gets it, obviously. They’ve made some fundamentally non-open choices, particularly around their mobile platform. But they understand accessibility and they understand the power of third-party development and they eat their dogfood. And you know what? They make pretty good dogfood. Their APIs are a hell of a lot cleaner than Microsoft’s, and have been since time immemorial.

Facebook gets it. That’s what really worries me. That’s what got me off my lazy butt to write this thing. I hate blogging. I hate… plussing, or whatever it’s called when you do a massive rant in Google+ even though it’s a terrible venue for it but you do it anyway because in the end you really do want Google to be successful. And I do! I mean, Facebook wants me there, and it’d be pretty easy to just go. But Google is home, so I’m insisting that we have this little family intervention, uncomfortable as it might be.

After you’ve marveled at the platform offerings of Microsoft and Amazon, and Facebook I guess (I didn’t look because I didn’t want to get too depressed), head over to developers.google.com and browse a little. Pretty big difference, eh? It’s like what your fifth-grade nephew might mock up if he were doing an assignment to demonstrate what a big powerful platform company might be building if all they had, resource-wise, was one fifth grader.

Please don’t get me wrong here — I know for a fact that the dev-rel team has had to FIGHT to get even this much available externally. They’re kicking ass as far as I’m concerned, because they DO get platforms, and they are struggling heroically to try to create one in an environment that is at best platform-apathetic, and at worst often openly hostile to the idea.

I’m just frankly describing what developers.google.com looks like to an outsider. It looks childish. Where’s the Maps APIs in there for Christ’s sake? Some of the things in there are labs projects. And the APIs for everything I clicked were… they were paltry. They were obviously dog food. Not even good organic stuff. Compared to our internal APIs it’s all snouts and horse hooves.

And also don’t get me wrong about Google+. They’re far from the only offenders. This is a cultural thing. What we have going on internally is basically a war, with the underdog minority Platformers fighting a more or less losing battle against the Mighty Funded Confident Producters.

Any teams that have successfully internalized the notion that they should be externally programmable platforms from the ground up are underdogs — Maps and Docs come to mind, and I know GMail is making overtures in that direction. But it’s hard for them to get funding for it because it’s not part of our culture. Maestro’s funding is a feeble thing compared to the gargantuan Microsoft Office programming platform: it’s a fluffy rabbit versus a T-Rex. The Docs team knows they’ll never be competitive with Office until they can match its scripting facilities, but they’re not getting any resource love. I mean, I assume they’re not, given that Apps Script only works in Spreadsheet right now, and it doesn’t even have keyboard shortcuts as part of its API. That team looks pretty unloved to me.

Ironically enough, Wave was a great platform, may they rest in peace. But making something a platform is not going to make you an instant success. A platform needs a killer app. Facebook — that is, the stock service they offer with walls and friends and such — is the killer app for the Facebook Platform. And it is a very serious mistake to conclude that the Facebook App could have been anywhere near as successful without the Facebook Platform.

You know how people are always saying Google is arrogant? I’m a Googler, so I get as irritated as you do when people say that. We’re not arrogant, by and large. We’re, like, 99% Arrogance-Free. I did start this post — if you’ll reach back into distant memory — by describing Google as “doing everything right”. We do mean well, and for the most part when people say we’re arrogant it’s because we didn’t hire them, or they’re unhappy with our policies, or something along those lines. They’re inferring arrogance because it makes them feel better.

But when we take the stance that we know how to design the perfect product for everyone, and believe you me, I hear that a lot, then we’re being fools. You can attribute it to arrogance, or naivete, or whatever — it doesn’t matter in the end, because it’s foolishness. There IS no perfect product for everyone.

And so we wind up with a browser that doesn’t let you set the default font size. Talk about an affront to Accessibility. I mean, as I get older I’m actually going blind. For real. I’ve been nearsighted all my life, and once you hit 40 years old you stop being able to see things up close. So font selection becomes this life-or-death thing: it can lock you out of the product completely. But the Chrome team is flat-out arrogant here: they want to build a zero-configuration product, and they’re quite brazen about it, and Fuck You if you’re blind or deaf or whatever. Hit Ctrl-+ on every single page visit for the rest of your life.

It’s not just them. It’s everyone. The problem is that we’re a Product Company through and through. We built a successful product with broad appeal — our search, that is — and that wild success has biased us.

Amazon was a product company too, so it took an out-of-band force to make Bezos understand the need for a platform. That force was their evaporating margins; he was cornered and had to think of a way out. But all he had was a bunch of engineers and all these computers… if only they could be monetized somehow… you can see how he arrived at AWS, in hindsight.

Microsoft started out as a platform, so they’ve just had lots of practice at it.

Facebook, though: they worry me. I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure they started off as a Product and they rode that success pretty far. So I’m not sure exactly how they made the transition to a platform. It was a relatively long time ago, since they had to be a platform before (now very old) things like Mafia Wars could come along.

Maybe they just looked at us and asked: “How can we beat Google? What are they missing?”

The problem we face is pretty huge, because it will take a dramatic cultural change in order for us to start catching up. We don’t do internal service-oriented platforms, and we just as equally don’t do external ones. This means that the “not getting it” is endemic across the company: the PMs don’t get it, the engineers don’t get it, the product teams don’t get it, nobody gets it. Even if individuals do, even if YOU do, it doesn’t matter one bit unless we’re treating it as an all-hands-on-deck emergency. We can’t keep launching products and pretending we’ll turn them into magical beautiful extensible platforms later. We’ve tried that and it’s not working.

The Golden Rule of Platforms, “Eat Your Own Dogfood”, can be rephrased as “Start with a Platform, and Then Use it for Everything.” You can’t just bolt it on later. Certainly not easily at any rate — ask anyone who worked on platformizing MS Office. Or anyone who worked on platformizing Amazon. If you delay it, it’ll be ten times as much work as just doing it correctly up front. You can’t cheat. You can’t have secret back doors for internal apps to get special priority access, not for ANY reason. You need to solve the hard problems up front.

I’m not saying it’s too late for us, but the longer we wait, the closer we get to being Too Late.

I honestly don’t know how to wrap this up. I’ve said pretty much everything I came here to say today. This post has been six years in the making. I’m sorry if I wasn’t gentle enough, or if I misrepresented some product or team or person, or if we’re actually doing LOTS of platform stuff and it just so happens that I and everyone I ever talk to has just never heard about it. I’m sorry.

But we’ve gotta start doing this right.

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That was President Obama’s statement that I just read on my iPhone while vacationing in Europe. Today’s news is very sad news indeed and it seems the entire world is taking a moment to pause and reflect.

I got my first iPod in 2005, my first MacBook Pro in 2007, the iPhone in 2007, the MacBook Air in 2009, and the iPad also in 2009. I keep maintaining that I am not an Apple-only consumer, but it is more than coincidence that I continue to stay in the Apple ecosystem. Jobs and his team have created devices and software of beauty. Sure I complain about lots of things (stupid Finder, the iPad rotation lock became a mute switch briefly, MobileMe sync issues, etc.) but overall Apple products are the best tools for my job and my life.

Let me tell you a quick story. I am traveling in Barcelona right now and while at Antoni Gaudí’s famous Parc Guëll I ran into a couple of girls who needed help having their picture taken. I noticed that thy also had an iPhone, and it was set in Catalá language mode. But, I was able to navigate their phone and do more than press the shutter button: I was able to switch to HDR mode (“com HDR”) and show them how to fix their photo with Adobe’s Photoshop Express app.

What is significant about this is that even 1/3rd of a world away from home in another country in a language I don’t speak the user experience was consistent. Also because they could run the same apps we were to accomplish something together.

Jobs nurtured a culture of design that transcends barriers. Apple doesn’t quite compete on features or specs, they build solid user experiences in the hardware, software, and workflow. Perfect no, but far better than other companies. I keep reading about Android inconsistency issues, unpolished apps, wonky software integration. I don’t use an Android device regularly but I have used enough of them and often to know this tends to be true. Apple products work in an entire ecosystem in concert with each other. The computer and the smartphone and the cloud sync help move data around in ways to make it possible for me to do my job and my creative endeavors. And the Apple software has a high enough level of polish that it inspires other developers to do likewise.

I really think that is the true legacy that Steve Jobs will be leaving. He raised the bar on everything. He didn’t write the code or design the UI or create the TV ads, but like all great leaders he inspired people to do better. He wasn’t afraid to tell people “that’s shit”. He didn’t have time to be nice to everyone all of the time. He knew well of his limited mortality.

Other companies and leaders ought to consider this. Don’t just throw beta crap and half-polished products into the world. Try to really move the world forward somehow for the better. Don’t worry just about having bigger or better devices because that is what they told you to do in business school, ask the questions of social impact, environmental impact, and workflow impact. And perhaps most of all, truly find ways to surprise and delight people.

While listening to The Ruby Show episode #176 I heard about the ThoughtBot post about the Maybe Pattern as discussed in their “If you gaze into nil, nil gazes also into you” post.

It took me a minute to figure out what was going on. (Maybe I’m just getting slower in my old age.) Plagiarizing from their post, they included the code required to set up the Maybe Pattern and I’ll try to add my own comments in red so I feel like I’m adding something to this conversation:

This is modifying the base Object of which every Ruby object is
a child. Yes, that means even Nil gets an automatic maybe()
method stuck in it.

The idea is that if you think a method *might* return a value
then you ought to return your value with a .maybe() on it.
That accomplishes the "wrapping". You'll see that it takes
itself and returns an instance of Some with itself stuffed
into it. Thus at this point you really get a Some() object
back, not your original return value.
class Object
  def maybe
    Some.new(self)
  end
end

... Except for Nil. This one definitely is empty/blank/nothing
so we need to create an instance of Some that will throw
exceptions if you try to unwrap it.
class NilClass
  def maybe
    None.new
  end
end

And here is the Some object that wraps anything you give
it by storing it in its own @object attribute.
class Some
  def initialize(object)
    @object = object
  end

  This is how you "unwrap" an object. Pay close attention
that the None version of this will throw exceptions.
  def get
    @object
  end

  This is one way you can check to see if there might
be values.
  def present?
    true
  end

  And this is the other.
  def blank?
    false
  end
end

And back to some Magic Sauce. It creates a new error type,
Unwrapped, and will return it when you attempt to call get().
This is because as a consumer of the Some or None values
you ought to have checked present?() or blank?() first. That's
right, consumers need to be sure that they're not just going
to use a nil value.
class None
  class Unwrapped < StandardError; end

  def get
    raise Unwrapped
  end

  def present?
    false
  end

  def blank?
    true
  end
end

OK, great. So how do you use this in practice?

When you return a value that is absolutely true or false, then do so. If you think your return value might be null then wrap it by tacking on a .maybe() call.

The consumer of these return values should always check for present?() or blank?(). If something is not present or is blank then you should no longer need to access the return value because, well, you got your answer.

However, if you need to use the return value for something (e.g. it might be a single object, or might be an array, or a Hash, or ...) then you need to check if it's present?() and/or not blank?(). If that's true then you can call the object's .get() method to grab that value and continue with your logic. Like:

accounts = bank(me).accounts
# accounts might be nil ... check present?()
if accounts.present?
  account_list = accounts.get
  # Now account_list definitely has something which isn't nil!
end

The main thought I had in all of this is that this will create tons of wrapper objects that could just add bloat to your application. Plus there's the extra evaluation involved. In my own code I almost always just use the Rails .blank?() method to check if things are there. That seems to handle nil, empty strings, and empty arrays just fine!

My 2010 MBA just started showing some unhappiness a few weeks ago. First there was the corrupt cursor, then there was the fact the fans didn’t seem to turn on even when the computer was under heavy load, and scrolling operations started going really really slowly—sometimes things would stutter, other times I could watch the screen repaint. So I just copied my work from the MBA to the old 2007 MacBook Pro. And my world has started to move at a snail’s pace.

The old MBP isn’t sluggish. No, it has a 2.33 GHz dual core Intel CPU and 3 GB of RAM. But it has that darned rusty spinning platter array…the HDD. 250 GB is nice, but after getting used to everything starting up after clicking its application icon or double-clicking a file, it’s painful. You don’t realize how fast the SSD is until you try to do everything you used to do and there are long pauses between clicking something to when something else happens. Even waking from sleep is slow.

The way of the future is clearly some kind of rapid storage mechanism like the SSDs or at least a hybrid approach to keep the most-used applications and documents in a quick-load cache.

I finally gave in. Yes I am fully aware that the white iPhone 4 launch is imminent (and Vodafone pictures are all over the Net right now) and that the iPhone 4S or 5 or whatever is launching soon, but I just couldn’t take it any longer.

My handy 3G that I have had since 2008 was barely doing anything useful. iOS 4 crippled the device so badly that even making calls was dicey. It got so bad that to use the Google Maps app it was actually faster to turn the phone off then on again to clear enough RAM and CPU to run it. After one frustrating evening of almost throwing my phone under a car tire I decided I would just drive over to an AT&T Store an pick up a new phone. That was probably 2 weeks ago.

Since then I have been using an iPhone 4 (black, 32 GB) and life has again returned to normal speed. I can use maps again. Apps don’t spontaneously crash. Phone calls actually work. The camera app works. Focusing is WONDERFUL. Finally I can rotation-lock the phone. And of course the Retina Dispaly is just amazing.

About that display: it’s not like I haven’t used friends’ iPhone 4s before. I would say that I know quite a number of people who did the upgrade or this was their first smartphone. Still, living with a display that has a high enough resolution that you can’t see pixels is pretty amazing. And now I can’t go back to any other phone.

There is just something about not being distracted by those tiny grid lines that makes using this device a pleasure. The type is so clear and easy to read that I subjectively feel that it is less effort to read text on it. Especially when it comes to small text, there is no blurring or antialiasing. That means a lot less strain all while packing a lot more readable information onto the screen. I am not distracted by the device because the computer pretty much becomes invisible.

All phone, tablet, and PC manufacturers ought to strive for a pixel density greater than 266 pixels/inch. I remember when I saw a Sony VIAO P with its 266ppi display. Windows was pretty much unusable because the UI didn’t scale its icons up, but oh man did the text look amazing when reading web pages. That same clarity is what I experience with the Retina Display. And now that we know it is totally possible to produce these super pixel-dense displays en masse, it’s just about time we can escape from pixels altogether. I am salivating for the day when we can use SVG or EPS as system-standard graphics formats that render amazing clarity for icons and UI elements at any screen size and resolution.

Last year I finally got around to implementing a really good working prototype of an idea I had wanted to do for quite a while: a self-service website building tool. That became Hiyakoo, and I started trying to demo it in the fall. I totally felt (and still do) that there has to be a better way of creating websites for the layperson that doesn’t require a skillset like mine, but I wanted it to be powerful enough that a pro web designer could make sites really sing. Somewhere around December I figured out a few things that I didn’t really want to hear but nonetheless were really important:

Even simple is still too hard.

I tried to make things pretty obvious in a way that once you got a few of the basic mechanics down you could pretty much edit everything with a couple of clicks. I tried to pare down complexity by forcing people to use a single column for layout (which is why I refused to call the site structure a “template”). And I was in the process of installing a help system that would be totally contextual. Yet, this was too complex. There were sliders and panels tucked behind other UI.

The exception is always the rule.

When you tell a small business that they can build their website with ease they begin to do this free association between the word “website” and all the things they can conceive: menus, iPhone app, image gallery, Yelp, shopping cart, special deals and announcements, blogs. More interestingly, even if you start out with a really clean layout it always ends up getting tweaked in a way you (the web designer) didn’t expect. I’m not saying this is bad, I’m just saying that it is very hard for me to sell someone on the idea of simplicity when in the business owner’s mind they might be wanting a special callout of their Groupon or holiday specials. The layout over time just needs to change.

A web designer is still required.

I was really hoping that if I just spent a little time with the business in the beginning that I could get them up and running and they’d be able to edit things from there. That may be true in a bootstrapping sense, but what happens is that questions pop up and it can quickly turn into something much more than just a simple support ticket. Small businesses (in my experience) have so much on their minds that their website is really not top priority. Even for tech-savvy social-media-aware businesses they’d probably end up using Twitter more often than not to post updates to the people that cared—tweaking their main website probably still needs a web designer.

So I’ve been sitting on Hiyakoo for a few months now and just thinking there still must be a way to make it work. In the meantime, a friend is apparently trying to launch a very simple website creator tool too, and about.me just had a big ad campaign. Maybe the time is ripe for a new breed of simple website builders?

Maybe a couple of weeks ago I was still pondering what to do about this code I’ve been sitting on and then I thought: what if I could change the way people thought of what a website is? What if it was just more of a web presence? What if it had a little more flexibility than about.me or flavors.me, but not nearly as much as other CMSes? What could I do to constrain the problem so I wouldn’t get requests to add shopping carts? And this all led me into a long rambling series of thoughts that finally percolated up tonight after a post-strawberry-pie nap…

The upshot is: I have a new plan (based on the old one), a new domain registered, and now I have to just make another prototype.